So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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