"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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