Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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