Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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