do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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