I'm drive I can fine osifer
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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