TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
you would pick up someone in the library
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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