the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
