best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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