There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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