she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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