I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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