New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
then he tried to convert me to islam
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
