Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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