I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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