I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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