My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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