The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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