i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
