do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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