I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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