Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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