I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.