am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who