she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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