quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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