We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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