Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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