He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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