i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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