also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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