No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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