windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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