I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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