i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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