i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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