Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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