Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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