You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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