Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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