Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize