I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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