ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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