"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ketchup is God's man juice
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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