Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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