Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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