my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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