can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
