I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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