is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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