Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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