Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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