this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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