I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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