Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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