your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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